My Friend!

When you are sad...
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a Spider Monkey
Jacked up on Mt. Dew!

When you are blue...
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you!

When you smile...
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be invovled in!

When you are scared...
We will high tail it
Out of here!

When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible Stories
About how much worse it could be
Until you quit whinning ya big baby!

When you are confused...
I will use little words.

When you are sick...
Stay away from me
Until you are well again,
I don't want what you have!

When you fall...
I'll pick you up
And dust you off
After I laugh my rear off!

This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.

Why? You may ask...
Because you are my FRIEND!

~Author Unknown :-)